May 02, 2008
Rules
*First
I mention them in your report but then I don’t discuss astrological rules and astrological jargons with anyone. The day will come, when I might pass on everything I know to someone who deserves. Hence kindly don’t try to let me know about how much astrology you know. It pisses me off completely.
*Second
You need not consult me if you are an astrologer yourself. If you still want to consult me – ask just plain questions – nothing more and nothing less.
*Third
I am online on yahoo messenger the whole day to help people. Don’t think I am online because I don’t have anything else to do in life. (This rule isn’t for friends, but ONLY for strangers).
*Fourth
Never ask me – so Kennedi, how will be my day today? I will block you immediately.
*Fifth
If you already are my client, and need some clarification – always mail me at kennedig@yahoo.com. It is easier for me that way.
*Sixth
You might be rich. You might be a celebrity. You might be running a multi crore business. You could be an MD, VP, CEO, COO. And you could be a NRI too. But for me you are just a client. My charges are same for you and also a local auto driver. So better try not to throw your attitude.
*Seventh
I will respect you, only if you respect my profession and me first.
*Eight
I am neither a Marwadi, nor do I think I am running a business. So please keep the ‘fee’ part clear and clean and kindly don’t bargain. BSNL doesn’t give me free Internet connection, my landlord doesn’t give me free place to live, and the grocery guy never reduces the VAT - just because I am an astrologer.
*Ninth
Value my time and effort, and I will value yours always.
New rules will be added as and when I have new experiences.
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