Your Friendly Philosopher & Guide

Anyone who is on the side of belief will lose arguments based on astrology, God, miracles, black magic, spirits et al for there is no clear-cut scientific evidence for these things. That doesn’t mean they don’t exist or they don’t work. If you put me on the side of non-believers I can win the argument even better than an existing non-believer. But my speciality would be I could argue from the believer’s end too – which an existing non-believer cannot for lack of knowledge.

I was just wondering what to blog today, and God sent me a non-believer who had guts only to buzz me on Yahoo messenger….

Here is the unedited chat conversation between him and me….

kdeveshwar: Hello Sir, I am Karan, need a consultation

kennedig: mail me your birth details - date, place and time of birth

kdeveshwar: but I am not jobless to do all those things, better give me ur opinion online

kennedig: J
kennedig: don;t u think ur statement was a bit arrogant?

kdeveshwar: u are here to do biz, give me ur paypal Id, I will pay whatever u want, but I cant send out my personal details in email

kennedig: u sure am here to do business?
kennedig: if am into business - then i surely would send a paypal request

kdeveshwar: then?

kennedig: but in ur case i refuse to do a reading for u

kdeveshwar: an erudite cant be egoistic

kennedig: i have the biggest EGO in the world and am proud about it
kennedig: am just a mirror - if u r good, am better...if u r bad, am worse

kdeveshwar: then dont call urself an astrologist, u are only suited to read palms like hags do in elliots beach

kennedig: lol. u r funny
kennedig: u either haven;t good sex in life or haven;t got a good parentage
kennedig: ur depression seems to get reflected in ur words

kdeveshwar: oh yea, u think urself as an reincarnation of osho too, pathetic souls

kennedig: i think u should change ur name from Eshwar to Mother fucker
kennedig: go on - i think i will put this chat on my blog site - it is getting interesting

kdeveshwar: yes its worth it, u dont have anything else that trash to fill up ur own carbage bin, do it

kennedig: don;t need ur consent for sure
kennedig: anything else dear?
kennedig: or u r short of words?

kdeveshwar: I am not short of words, but helpless to save ur clients who believe in quacks like u

kennedig: u bohter abour ur life - my clients will bother about theirs
kennedig: u know there is a button called ignore on yahoo messenger - whihc can ignore u completely
kennedig: but then i want to keep the conversation going - because am having fun at ur cost

kdeveshwar: dont ever do it as u will lose a guiding soul forever, I am here to show u a right path to redeem urself a bit

kennedig:
kennedig: show urself the path first
kennedig: am alraedy there

kdeveshwar: do u know wht's aminocentosis?

kennedig: and i never buzzed u - u buzzed me

kennedig: i surely don;t know the meaning of the word u used..i can;t even spell it...i know only one thing in life
kennedig: that God exists and i have realised his presence

kdeveshwar: bullshit

kennedig: God Bless YOu
kennedig: i can only say what Jesus said - Bless you because you don;t know what u r saying

kdeveshwar: u even make ur own fake prediction challenging medical science

kennedig: yeah i can do that
kennedig: i can even make scientists to lick my butt

kdeveshwar: sonography is what is seen just in front of own eyes not just making wild prediction in fake mental eyes

kennedig: ignorance is bliss

kdeveshwar: unless ur client's kid go for a transgender option sex won't change

kennedig: and u r ignorant...and am happy u r one
kennedig: my clients belong to the intelligent cadre - aren;t assholes like u Eshwar

kdeveshwar: dont u feel ashamed to make such predictions that they will smear mud on ur face after a few months

kennedig: u know i can defeat u any conversation - u just need to have the guts to meet me in person

kennedig: if God wants to smear mud on my face - am ready for that too
kennedig: and i know u will never have the balls to meet me in person
kennedig: coward u r - can only buzz me on messenger

kdeveshwar: all quacks and spineless like u drag god to support their false causes

kennedig: may be u r right
kennedig: i cannot drag ur prostitite mother to support me right?

kdeveshwar: this shows ur frustration
kdeveshwar: good u are losing control

kennedig: yeah i never said I am god
kennedig: i said am a mirror
kennedig: if u r bad...am worse
kennedig: didn;t i say - am enjyoing the chat
kennedig: or else i could have blocked u long back

kdeveshwar: u can do it, but won't benefit anything out of it

kennedig: i want few sentences more from ur side
kennedig: so that i can put it on blog
kennedig: after i get those sentences i will block u
kennedig: it is my priority whether am talking to u or not
kennedig: and not urs

kdeveshwar: pls blog it, let the world know ur fake values

kennedig: sure thing i will
kennedig: i care a hair about people like u
kennedig: and this blog will be a lesson to all those assholes out their - who without brains or analysis call astrologers fake
kennedig: and u should have seen, heard only about soft astrologers - i am the hardest one u will ever find
kennedig: physically and as well as mentally
kennedig: confront me in which ever format - you will eat the dirt soon

kdeveshwar: world has always given birth to such aberrations. that's god faults, even he needs some comic interludes like u on this serious earth

kennedig: u call it world - i call it God
kennedig: 2 more sentences
kennedig: Krishna gave Shishupaal 100 chances
kennedig: u have only 2 more
kennedig: be fast - u cant even type faster than me
kennedig: or think or act faster than me either
kennedig: ur count down starts
kennedig: 10
kennedig: 9
kennedig: 8
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kennedig: 5
kennedig: 4
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kennedig: 2
kennedig: 1
kennedig: chalo then
kennedig: thanks for the chat

These kinds of people are God sent who help me a lot to keep my cool and not to lose my focus and temper. In fact Jesus would have been forgotten long back if he wasn’t crucified. His greatness was in accepting and blessing assholes, and I do the same too..

God Bless the non-believers for they promote God and Astrology more than even the believers do!