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November 28, 2007
Should men watch their wife’s delivery?
This is a new crap we are learning from the West. In India men were never allowed to watch their wives deliver babies, while the West say men should be allowed so that the women get some emotional support. Also the West say, by watching women deliver babies men will understand the pain a woman undergoes. And whatever is downloaded from the West becomes a nonsensical fad in India. Now women want their husbands to watch them going through the pain. It is not that men don’t understand the pain a woman undergoes, then what is the point men watching their wives undergoing the torture? Should they stop having sex with them? Or should they never allow their wives to have babies? What difference does it make anyways?
And coming to providing emotional support to the wife while in pain - take this example - a man takes his wife to a good restaurant, makes her eat good food, which he also enjoys. The next day if the wife is constipated in the loo, she doesn’t call her husband for emotional support. Same way sex is always a mutual relationship, where both the persons involved enjoy it – and children are byproduct of sex – then why do women need emotional support? Delivering babies is a natural process – and no animal in the world delivers in crowd, until they are forced to. They move alone in solitude to deliver. Are human beings emotionally weaker than animals?
There are many things, which has to be seen in Indian context. Indians were not fools to keep men away from the scene, and to keep the wife’s mother close to her while delivering babies. Each and every system of India had higher meanings, which after the advent of Western thoughts into weaker countries like India went beyond our capability of interpretation.
Woman’s sexual organs have a beauty in itself. The more closed it is and the more secretive it is, the more is the curiosity to know, and more is the urge to have good sex. Hence Indians always wore civilized clothes unlike the West who prefer to wear that help them protrude nipples through their tight Tees, and show the butt cleavage wearing a dangerous low jean. Women don’t look sexy in Western clothes they look whorish to be honest.
A man’s natural consciousness always sees woman’s sexual organ as pleasure giving points and not as organs of giving milk, or an organ to pee or an organ to shit. The moment he visualizes them as biological organs, he might lose his interest towards sex. Hence he always visualizes them as clean points – this is one of the reasons men in India were never allowed to have sex with women who had periods. For the simple reason that – how can you imagine something as ‘good’ that is oozing out blood?
During delivery the holy point looks the most ugly. It throws out dirty water, puss, blood, mucous and also women shit while delivery. Now if the man, who till now thought that vagina was the most beautiful thing on earth, is allowed to see the same with full of disgusting things coming out of it – he naturally will lose interest in her. And the sexual life between the married couple will suffer a lot.
The case is completely different in the West – an average man has many choices and they go for many women in their life. But in India men are forced to be content with one and only one wife and one and only one vagina. So better keep it clean and holy!
Posted by Kenni at 09:21 AM | Comments (0)
November 27, 2007
I am in a strange situation!
I happened to spot my ex-boss recently. In fact he is one of the 7 important people who were the main reasons for all the trouble I faced at Sify.com 3 years back. My sister asked me immediately, “Are you going to say a hello?” I said of course I would for I hate just the sin and not the sinner. And who am I to judge people based on their ignorant action? In fact I need to be utterly thankful to each one of them for I feel I am more successful than before, or else I would have still been rotting at the same place.
Out of the 7 (it sounds like a list of villains in some old Hindi movie) two of them are my clients now, two of them faced major problems on their career front (of course I didn’t do any black magic on them ;)), one of them is a very close friend, and the last one I will keep a secret.
The meeting was good, we shared few jokes, and the conversation was healthy. But I could spot a concern for me in his eyes. I don’t know if it was out of guilt or it was out of his urge to sympathize for me to make himself feel elated and better.
I was asking myself - why would anyone feel sympathetic towards me? May be because he felt I was not doing well monetarily, and that I should be struggling with my career as a full time astrologer. This is what most people around me think – and that is exactly the strange situation I am facing now.
The other day my wife was invited to a newly moved neighbour’s house. They asked her about my profession, and my wife replied that I am an astrologer. And the next question was – does he make enough income?
There is a general misconception among people that – the family of astrologers is doomed, and that they always are under acute poverty. This isn’t true. It is just that most astrologers preferred to keep themselves away from money for the fear of karmic repercussions. If they had wanted they could have minted money more than the Kings.
I can bet that I would be making triple the money that my neighbour makes – but then making it clear in front of them was unnecessary. Hence both my wife and me just shared a smile.
People judge others success only by external factors - like what brand clothes he/she is wearing, what brand watch is he wearing, what perfume is he / she wearing, what brand shoe he is wearing, and how much gold or ornament he/she is wearing. On that context I prefer to exist as a beggar – I have stopped wearing branded clothes long back (all that I have is 2 pair of black pants and 4 kurtas bought from Khadi Gramyudyog), I stopped wearing watches 10 years ago (if at all I wear a watch again in my life – it will be Rolex and nothing else), I have stopped wearing footwear, I don’t use perfume or any other cosmetic, and I don’t wear much ornaments just for my 2 tiny ear rings. My looks will surely deceive you!
On the other hand it would be literally impossible for me to carry my pay cheques and bank statement to make people stop sympathizing with me. And I cannot stand on the top of the roof to yell how much money I make every month – which is 3 times more than what I used to make at Sify.com.
One of the 7 important people once mailed me a Lakshmi Mantra, and the mail also said – chant this mantra to come out of your financial problem, which I was not in. And the mail reached me exactly a week after I received a 80 k cheque from one of the websites!
The truth is people in fact are unhappy to find happy and successful people around and they wait for an opportunity to sympathize with them, and in the process try to make themselves feel more humane. And I would be the last person on earth to expect or accept any fucking help from any fucking mortal.
This particular blog is specially dedicated to those 7 important people for I know they all read my blogs regularly J.
May God bless all and may peace prevail!
Posted by Kenni at 11:37 AM | Comments (0)
November 26, 2007
Your wife could be your soul mate!
Right from college days I had been a storehouse of porn content. It was magazines in college days, and when technology developed and I started working in branded firms it was porn CDs. One fine day one of my friends was pressurizing me to get some good CDs from home. I was wondering why all of a sudden he is pestering me so much, when he always knew it was easy to get them from me. In fact for him it was a matter of promotion, his boss wanted to watch few CDs in a week’s time, and the reason was – his wife had gone to her mother’s house, and he wanted to enjoy life in her absence!
It is admirable on the boss’s front that instead of hiring few striptease dancers or sex workers at home in his wife’s absence, he went only for some virtual fun. But what I failed to understand was – why was he hiding porn from his wife? And what was wrong if he had included his wife in watching the CDs together?
It is true to some extent that women usually don’t enjoy porn, but then it not true completely. There choice of porn is different. Explicit content doesn’t give them a high – instead they like slow and steady stuff, which usually men don’t prefer. Instead of triple X CDs, they prefer double X where story is the base, and sexual content is shown in a more subtle way.
This is just an example of how Indian men hide their real self to their own wives.
I have instances where a husband prefers to have oral sex with her girl friend, but then refuses to do the same with wife. I asked him why? And he said – his wife might not respect him any more if he did the same with her! I found it a bit ridiculous – on one hand men get married for sex, and then refuse to indulge in it completely with wife – thus torturing himself, his wife and the whole relationship.
There are three important things you need to drop completely when you indulge in sex with anyone and they are – pride, ego and the thought of disgust. If you stick to any of these - your sexual life is ought to suffer.
There are many women who have lived, had children and died even without even knowing or understanding what sex really was and what orgasm really was. If men continue to have sex like having fast food, then many marriages are bound to break in future, as a wholesome sex is the fundamental base of any marital relationship.
Here are few tips to enhance your sexual life –
*see to it that your sexual act goes on at least for 1 hour right from foreplay to after play.
*include your wife/partner in drinks and watching porn stuff
*And share your wildest fantasies with your wife/partner – she will respect you more and understand you better
Posted by Kenni at 11:21 AM | Comments (0)
November 23, 2007
‘Your’ inputs will be greatly appreciated!
Now this is what I call God’s miracle! A publishing house after going through my blog, wants me to author a book. They have suggested me some interesting topics like – Tarot Cards, Numerology. And I want my readers to suggest me a topic that is closely related to astrology, religiousness, spirituality and sex (my strong area of course). Kindly mail me your suggestion to kennedig@yahoo.com or buzz me your inputs on Yahoo messenger at the same ID.
Posted by Kenni at 11:59 AM | Comments (0)
November 18, 2007
Bus itna sa khwaab hai!
I had very less desires in life. My desires were to own a bike, a Walkman, a handycam with a rug sack behind me and go cruising on long roads without any destination to reach. They all came true at the right time. Once it was all over, I was left out with no desires to seek, and life became a bit dull and boring. Hence I had to literally sit down and chalk out my other set of desires to escape life’s boredom, and this time I wanted to have a car, with a good music system and again go on long drives with no destination to reach.
I knew no bank would give me loans for a car (as I am self employed and haven’t filed my tax returns yet), neither would I have ready cash to buy one soon. These desires looked unachievable at least for the next 2 to 3 years – and I was happy. At least now I can escape the boredom of ‘desirelessness.’
This desire got manifested too – much early than I could perceive. My elder sister left her car with me, and asked me to use it as I want, and just yesterday God blessed me with some good amount of money to fix a decent music system in it. Now the highways are open - and I will soon be on a journey of no fixed destination.
Now I really want to desire for something that is really unachievable, which includes – some acres of land, a weekend meditation resort, and world’s biggest temple. I really wish I don’t reach a point of desirelessnes again!
Posted by Kenni at 11:58 AM | Comments (0)
November 17, 2007
When will life be ‘better’?
When we realized our senses and started using it we were made to go to school. They said once you are out of Kinder Garten, your life will be better. In primary school they said, once you get into secondary school life will be better. It was 8th, and they said both 8th and 9th are foundation years for 10th, and if you pass out 10th with good marks life will be better. Tenth was over, and they said 12th standard is what that will decide your future. People with good route memory got into Engineering or Medicines, and rest all thought they compromised on their lives and they managed to do some degree here and there.
While at college they said – this isn’t time for love and relationships, but if you score good marks you will get a good job. After studies we are forced to beg for a job, and when we are thrown with one, they say now you work hard for promotion because if you are promoted life will be better. Now we have a job, but none agrees to marry us. And they say, once you get married - life will be better.
We are married, and before the honeymoon is over they ask – how many kids? They say life will be better after kids.
We work harder and harder and reach the retirement period with lots of efforts. Life becomes miserable at home post retirement – wife nags, children disrespect, and the society rejects (expect for the banks which gives more interest rates for senior citizens – these bloody banks don’t want senior citizen to enjoy life and spent money even now). And when there is nothing else to do, we visit temples and pray to God for Moksha – now we want to escape the vicious cycle of life!
And we start thinking life might be better after Moksha!
Posted by Kenni at 04:23 AM | Comments (0)
November 16, 2007
Jupiter transit 2007!
In the cosmic zodiac the planet Jupiter, which is considered to be a natural benefic astrologically moves into Dhanus (Sagittarius) Sign from Vrishika Sign (Scorpio). According to the calendars transit takes place on November 16th, 2007, but the exact transit happens only on November 22, 2007. Well the dates doesn’t matter much – the movement of Jupiter into another house will surely bring major changes in your personal lives.
Jupiter will remain in Dhanus – between November 22, 2007 and December 10, 2008 and I have added this aspect and its impact on your life in the yearly predictions 2008 I did for you. For specific questions you can always get in touch with me!
Posted by Kenni at 12:27 PM | Comments (0)
November 15, 2007
The criminal ME!
I always wonder why people who play the game of chess quite well think they are more intelligent than others? Of course most games need minimum amount of intelligence but it is also true that chess is yet another game, with which good amount of practice can be perfected. People generally confuse among intelligence, knowledge and information. An ant or a bee is more intelligent than a human being. And carrying useless information and knowledge in your otherwise empty head doesn’t necessarily mean you are intelligent.
I had a friend who was/is an avid quizzer and also a good chess player. The problem was not he being good at them, the problem was the ego he used to carry about the same, and the way he used to put down others if they didn’t know answers to questions like - what is the name of Uttaranchal’s governor. Who cares? But he cared a lot. I also heard that after getting married, when he was coming back to Chennai, he gave a quiz book to his wife and made her ask the questions, and he would sit there and answer! Man – he was least interested in understanding what would interest others.
I noticed that he had a great ego about his chess playing capability, and I wanted to break it high time. Once we were discussing about the game of chess, and I asked him why don’t we play a game of chess? He readily agreed. He was already smiling and celebrating about his probable victory.
We were at office, and we decided to play chess on Yahoo Messenger chat window. Thankfully I had installed Chess software in my machine just a couple of days back, and that was the main reason I called him to play outright.
The game started and I asked him to make the first move. He did, and I made the same move on my alternate chess software window. The software would make a move, and I would make the same move on the chat window. To play it safe, I would take a good amount of time to make the software generated move. He lost many, and I was left out with few. And he said – “I think the game is moving towards draw.” For which I replied, “let us play till the end” - for I had great confidence in the SOFTWARE.
Ultimately he was check mated and that was the last day he ever spoke about chess at office. He could not accept defeat at my hands - who never showed off his chess playing capability, and also who refuses to carry pseudo knowledge and useless information on head.
If a crime can bring a positive change – do it!
Posted by Kenni at 07:31 AM | Comments (0)
November 14, 2007
What to pray and what not!
He was a staunch believer of Lord Ganesha. He neither would booze nor would he eat non-vegetarian food on Tuesdays. We never had any argument about the existence of God then. But today we argue everyday about the presence of God. I say He exists, and he asks me if He exists then show Him to me. My friend - then a staunch believer is an atheist now. But then reason for the transformation isn’t impressive. He prayed to God that he should get married to the person he fell in love with – the bitch ditched him, and he ditched God!
I was in my 8th standard when I used to adore a girl. She was slim, cute, and had hair like that of Dimple Kapadia – reason enough for me to fall for her. The irony was - she never knew I existed. I was just watching her everyday while going to the school, and I am not sure whether she ever gave me a look. The same year my father took us to Tirupathi Balaji shrine, and my only prayer to the lord was – I should get married to this particular girl. I never had any other worries in my life I guess.
Time passed by, and I moved to my 9th standard. And one day after a long gap I spotted the same girl. And to my astonishment, she had grown much taller than me – at least by a foot! I think when I saw her first she never had attained her puberty, and when she did she grew like a lamppost. She was slimmer and looked ugly. I thanked God for not answering my prayers!
Most of us think that God is sitting there jobless to answer all our prayers. If he doesn’t, we start questioning His presence. Try giving a list of requests to your CEO, and see how many he accepts and how many he rejects. When a mortal bugger like a CEO can reject your requests, and understand what is best for you and what not, how can God – the creator of the universe - doesn’t know what you should get and when?!
So instead of disturbing God by praying for too many things, just thank God for whatever he has already provided – for He knows perfectly what you deserve and when it should be provided!
Posted by Kenni at 06:27 AM | Comments (0)
November 07, 2007
Happy Deepavali to one and ALL!
Don’t think too much about environmental pollution, and don’t think too much about child labour at Sivakasi - just be generous and burst as much crackers as possible this Diwali. Askenni wishes one and all a very Happy and Safe Deepavali!
Posted by Kenni at 06:50 AM | Comments (0)