Your Friendly Philosopher & Guide

This particular blog is not to hurt any one in particular. It is just my experience with these people, which helped me get an insight about what attributes dominates a person – based on his/her cultural background, language & the states he belongs to.

Maharashtrians – they are usually non-competitive, content & cool. They are happy with whatever they get. They are more receptive to people from other states, and are friendly with most. One & the only thing that makes them mad is - the concept of Islam (probably they still could not digest Chatrapathi Shivaji’s defeat at the hands of Mughals).

Kashmiris – Most of them are good looking, and have good built and great complexion. They dress well, and love to show off with the latest in the market. They are good as friends, but can turn into a beast for menial reasons in spur of a moment.

Bengalis – Most of them are well read, intelligent and very knowledgeable. Their laziness is what stops them from performing well in the current world. They move around as if ‘their batteries need a change’.

UP & MP – There are 2 categories here – good looking & intelligent, and good looking & dumb. They have good built, great complexion, and until they open their mouth you won’t know who is intelligent and who is dumb. The best thing is to stick to the old saying – looks are deceptive most of the times. They have a natural knack for business.

Punjabis – They make great friends, but half the time they look lost. They make good managers, provided people working under them are compulsorily intelligent. They are best at taking orders, and most of the times lack original thinking - or rather thinking.

Oriya – Again they have two categories – good looking & dumb, and bad looking & dumb. Never get into debates with them - you will never know when the topic shifted. If by chance or by bad luck you get into debates with them, keep confirming in between the topic of discussion.

Telugu - They try to live life King Size. They are mostly hardworking with average intellect. Harmless until provoked. Rice & pickles are two things they cannot live without.

Kannadigas – are always a bit confused about their origin, literature & also their ideologies. They indeed are harmless people to hang out with.

Malayali – 4 things defines a Malayali the best – hardworking, money-minded, self centered & always selfish.

Gujarathis & Marwadis – they are all farts, no shit types. They talk, talk, and talk as if there is no tomorrow. And they are least bothered if someone is listening to them or not. In fact you might get tired listening to them. Making a Gujju take out 1 rupee from his wallet is tougher than milking a bull. They spend without second thoughts only on food, traveling & for religious reasons.

Tamil Brahmins – they have an illusionary belief that they are the only ones who are closer to God, and the rest all are sinners. They are highly egoistic in nature, and never would get tired talking about themselves. Whatever be the subject they will never accept that ‘they don’t know’, and appreciating others is one of the phobias they naturally possess.

Other Tamils – can never sit idle for long. Gossiping and commenting on others is the best pass time they posses. They are a bit lost about which language to accept and which language to reject, and which system to accept and which system to reject. They are averagely intelligent, and would waste a lot of time in chit chatting, talking, writing and blogging!