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July 11, 2006

An insight….

There are only two outcomes when the art of Indian Astrology is used to predict events or human lives. The prediction is either right or the prediction is wrong. There are no in betweens. There are no spaces for the ‘law of possibilities’ or ‘law of chances. Astrologers who take the path of possibilities are more successful monetarily – because there are no risks involved. They can escape by soothe saying - if you try, it will happen, if you don’t try, it will not happen. The blame of failures or the glory of success is transferred to the native’s laziness and efforts respectively.

Primarily one should understand what ‘prediction’ essentially means. It is not that whatever an astrologer says will happen. In fact it is the other way round – what is bound to happen can be predicted by an astrologer using astrology. And there are fair amount of chances of an astrologer failing in his prediction. But remember an astrologer can fail a 1000 times but astrology can never fail a single time!

People forget that neither astrologers are God nor they try to claim being one. It is just that he/she uses a divine technique to understand human life patterns and to predict the future. Many people have this reservations towards astrologers – huh what the bloody fuck does he think about himself? He can predict my future – all crap? And I keep meeting these kinds of people day in and day out, and it is fun to interact with them.

Apart from just being able to read the chart, a good astrologer can scan you inside out the moment he sees you. In fact an astrologer can even know – whether the client will pay, how much will he pay, whether he is a believer or nonbeliever, and whether the client is lying or taking the astrologer for granted. My teacher is well versed in this technique, and thankfully he taught me that trick too.

Once it so happened that my teacher had come for a live chat to our office. He was seated in a cabin, and was doing free readings for few people out of courtesy. One of my colleagues said, let me see what he says about me? And he got in. The cabin was closed, and none could listen what was happening inside. After a while, my colleague came out of the cabin. Though he was dark in complexion, his face had turned red when he came out. I knew something had terribly gone wrong.

I asked my colleague, and he said nothing and brisked away. And I immediately went into the cabin and asked, “what happened?” My teacher said, “I asked him to get out.” I asked, “why?” And he said, “he is already married. And just to check me he is asking when will be get married?!!

Will write more about manipulative clients soon….not that I hate them…they help astrologers to grow….unknowingly

Posted by Kenni at July 11, 2006 12:16 PM

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