Your Friendly Philosopher & Guide

Yeah I am referring to the subject, which we love the most but refuse to accept the same ? SEX.

Recently controversial author Salman Rushdie said that Pornography should become legal and should be treated as literature, as it helps most people to break few moulds and come out as better people - emotionally. And also it is a scientific truth that 90 per cent of psychological disorders are due to suppression of sexual energy. Hence thought would give you guys some gyaan about all that I know about this forbidden topic.

A word exists, because the concept exists. A concept exists, because thought exists. And a thought exists because it is natural. Here is a list of few terms related to Sex and their meanings ?thanks to the World Wide Web for all the knowledge bestowed upon me.

Straight Sex ? One man one woman doing it in a closed room, as shown in most Hindi movies
3-some ? Bringing a third person to join the fun. The third person could be a guy, a girl or a bi
4-some ? Bringing another couple to join the fun
Orgy ? A group event. Lots of people doing it together
Bestiality ? Animalistic pleasure ? literally. It could be a dog, a pig, a snake, a horse or a donkey!
Voyeurism ? Watching without anybody knowledge
Public ? Making love when others are watching, or in a public place
Lesbianism ? When 2 women have fun (this could again lead to 3-some and orgies)
Gays ? When 2 men have fun (this could again lead to 3-some and orgies)
Oral ? Putting lips and tongue to the best use at the BEST places
Deep throat ? The best way a woman can impress a man
Swallow/Spit ? Loves me/ loves me not
BDSM ? male dominion, female dominion, leather-wears, bondage, blindfolding, whipping
Role Playing? You be a doctor I will be the nurse, you be my boss I will be your subordinate
Face Sitting ? best place to sit with your undergarment down, and your partners? tongue sticking out for a cleaning job
Snow bowling ? swapping the white fluid between mouths without a single drop falling down
Flash ? Shocking strangers by showing forbidden parts
Anal ? Coming in from the backdoor
Double Penetration ? Woman sandwiched between 2 men with both her holes filled
Same Room Sex ? Couple having fun under a single roof, but no exchange of partners
Swapping ? Exchanging partners
Swingers ? Single & couples having fun under a single roof, exchange of partners allowed
Web Cam Fun ? Stripping, fondling and having fun when someone is watching it on his webcam in some far away place
Masturbation ? Self-help ? an act which 99 per cent of men do, and 1 per cent don?t accept doing it. Comes in handy at times of desperation
Blow Job ? A trick by which a woman can keep the man for herself forever
Dirty Talks ? Abusive talks that could excite partner and facilitate orgasm
Cyber Sex ? Chatting about sex, which indeed excites a lot of people
Vibrator ? A battery operated massager that could easily replace men in the coming days
Dildo ? A penis without a piece of skin attached to it ? the Man
Anal Bead ? A chain for anal stimulation
Lubricants ? gel to facilitate all the processes

There is much more to be added in the list?will keep adding them in the coming days. User contributions will be rewarded!