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I am blessed to stay online on yahoo messenger half of my day, and once it so happened that I got a message from a girl named Surbhi (named changed). She thought I was into some programming thing, and she was asking me about the doubt she had. I had stopped lying on the yahoo messenger long back, as it didn?t serve any purpose. I made it clear that Java, C and C++ are Greek to me and that all I know is the Internet industry. She, I think, was impressed by my honesty and we continued chatting ? about herself, her family, her aims, her goals, and my sexual fantasies!

We became good friends and we had chatted about most of the topics under the Sun. Once I had to stay late night in my office, and it was clear that I could not complete the work at least till 3 am. Surbhi stayed online for me, with her webcam ON! It was a nice virtual company I had that night.

It was almost 2 years now for our online relationship, and her parents wanted her to get married. Not to me, I was already married, but to another person of their own community. She got engaged and also got married in 2 months time.

These online relationships don?t have any shelf value ? it breaks at the speed it is created. We didn?t have any hassles in breaking it too. It wasn?t a good idea to continue virtual relationships once a girl gets married. It can only bring troubles ? and it did!

She chatted with me once or twice after she got married, and also called me up to discuss about the aversion she was having towards sex. It was a normal phenomenon for any woman in the initial days of married life and that is what I told her.

Things were perfectly all right till I got message from her ID once again. I was as normal and as usual I started flirting with her. I really don?t care much if a woman is married or unmarried when it comes to online conversations ? the distance indeed breaks a lot of inhibitions. She was listening passively, and I shifted the chat topic to 3 some, 4 some and about orgies! She got offline, and I thought she got disconnected. I was sure she didn?t get mad at the topics, as we had already discussed about these kinky subjects before. She came online after 5 minutes, and said, YOU HAVE DONE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN YOUR LIFE! I asked what was it? And she said it was her husband who was chatting using her ID a couple of minutes back! I asked what next? She said, he is on his way to the house, and we probably will call you. I was a bit scared now, not about her husband but about her. I never would want her to have any problems in her married life.

They called me up, and for 15 minutes her husband spoke nothing but foul language. He abused right from the forefathers to my great grand children. I could understand his plight, but then it was his mistake to use her wife?s ID to spy around. I kept silent, didn?t wanted to reciprocate. He also wanted to give ?supari? to kill me ? that really sounded funny, but then it was ok ? he was angry. I apologized, and said that there was nothing wrong with Surbhi ? it is me who always played prank and talked nasty things, she is a nice girl, and has always stopped me from being bad. Things pacified, and they have happily settled now ? just that I don?t have her name on my friends? list anymore.

Advice for guys
Never waste your time in knowing the history of any girl - it is going to be as dirty as yours.

Advice for girls
Never share your passwords with your husbands!!