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July 07, 2004
Missionary position – missing in Kama Sutra!
Indians have been the most intelligent people who have ever lived on the planet. They were able to crack all the secret codes of existentialism, which helped people in living their lives to the fullest. They have meditated on all the possible permutations and combinations that a human mind would think about a specific subject. Whether it is about building a new house or it is about wooing your neighBORE’s wife - it is all there written and documented.
Vaastu Shastra talks completely about the art of building temples, monuments and houses. For instance it says the footsteps built for a temple or a house should be more than a feet so that when you climb you use your heel and not the toe. Scientifically it is proven that using toe to walk or to climb stairs adversely affects the spinal chord.
Artha Shastra is all about politics. Read, learn and apply and you won’t need Shiv Khera, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar or Maharishi to grow fast in a Corporate culture. For astrology the Bible remains Brihat Parashura Hora, if you mug it up, you become a professional astrologer. And when it comes to sex nothing can beat our own Kama Sutra!
Sex was always given a divine consideration in India. Hence you find most temples with erotic sculptures, which implies that sex and religion are interlinked and that none can reach God without understanding sex.
It is said Khajuraho, the sex temple of India was once a meditation centre! Disciples were made to concentrate on those erotic sculptures for days together so that they lose interest in most human fantasies ultimately leading them to the inner God. In fact Khajuraho has a Lord Ganesha’s idol inside the temple, which signify that once you get over with all your sexual acts, deeds and fantasies the inner God is available for you. (You can do the same meditation using your computer too. Open a nude pic of your favourite star and keep looking at it. You will tend to lose interest, as time progresses.)
Interestingly, both in Kama Sutra and the sculptures of Khajuraho one vital thing seems to be missing - the MISSIONARY position. It is one sexual position that dominates most Indian movies, households and beliefs. By nature, even if woman succeeds in becoming a cop or a military officer, a man tends to be stronger compared to woman and him lying all over the woman, who is much delicate, of course sounds illogical. And hence it was not included in our scriptures. Then who introduced the missionary position?
Osho in one of the books says that the missionary position was introduced by the Christian Missionary just to subdue women, and also the word MISSIONARY was extracted from them.
This blog might seem to end abruptly like Ram Gopal Varma's 'Bhoot', but the message is to make you try other positions to have more FUN.
Meanwhile read blog of a prostitute, whom I am trying to befriend!
Posted by Kenni at July 7, 2004 06:07 AM
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