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My friend Nopin (24) in Mumbai, name changed for security reasons, had an affair with a married woman (35) with 2 kids. No, the hubby wasn’t dead nor he was in Dubai or Saudi. He was very much alive in flesh and blood staying with her. But nothing could stop my friend, who had a dazzling personality with excellent communication skill, from pataoing the woman.

He never felt awkward about the relationship he was having with a married woman, nor he was reluctant about advertising about it to his friends, the only thing he was shy about was to buy a condom before he had a physical relationship with her. And to be honest he always used me for the same. Right from buying xxx cassettes to buying condoms I was always used by my friends since 13 years old. Not because I looked elder, but I never bothered about asking them.

This shyness isn’t true with Nopin alone. Most educated nuts and illiterate intellect hate to come out of this shackle of timidity to buy their own condom. If this mentality sustains, no amount of awareness could stop Indians from becoming positive in life… I mean HIV positive!

Pulli raja vuku AIDS varuma, the AIDS campaign in Tamil Nadu, and some Balbir Patsha ko…. something somethng in Mumbai can only make us aware about the advertisement and the creativity gone behind it. The real message is lost completely.

I would say condoms should be made compulsory, for Indians don’t take things seriously until and unless it is made mandatory.

*A person from the age of 12 and above should carry at least 2 condoms in his wallet - one for protection and another for double protection. No subsidy will be given for senior citizens.
*Condoms will be readily available in school/college canteens, and all the bookstores across the nation ‘cause most people start their sexual journey from their school days.
*All the corporate offices should give their employees at least 50 condoms a month for FREE.
*Condoms should be readily available in corporate offices - you never know what happens during the night shifts or in the lifts!
*The traffic police should check for condoms in the wallet along with driving license, insurance and RC book. An accident can kill only a few, but AIDS can kill many.
*Condoms should also be distributed with movie tickets in theatres, so that all are safe when the movie is boring.
*Make condoms available in these areas compulsorily - hotels, motels, beaches, buses, trains, flights, apartments, swimming pools, resorts, restaurants and all those places where the possibility of a man and a woman reaching is high and as well as minimal.

Men failing to adhere to the above given rules will be tied with their hands up for at least 15 days.

Guys remember the government can only warn you about AIDS, it could not send sniffer dogs behind you to check what you do in your hostel during weekends or what you do behind Jhun Jhunwala college in Ghatkopar!

Don’t take unnecessary risks take life in YOUR HANDS!