Your Friendly Philosopher & Guide

Beg, borrow, steal or swipe your credit card…but get yourself some latest wardrobe (which has a prominent label on it of a POPULAR BRAND), a huge pair of shoes (it is ok if is too loose for your feet, but it should look worth few grands for sure), and a tiny mobile phone (the only thing on the planet, which a MAN feels - the smaller the better).

Your outlook and the way you carry yourself are the only things, which will gain you bonus points at work. People usually don't care about the stuff you carry inside your skull, which anyway is not visible.

Few tips to gain respect from seniors, colleagues, boss and people above them….

*Always keep a stern face, and do not smile at anyone.

Smiling at people will reduce your chances of being a good manager, and also none will take you seriously if you keep wishing people around you.

*Move around the office at a fast pace, and act as if you are in middle of something very important.

See to it that there are enough people looking at you when you do this, particularly your boss and super boss. Moving fast when no one around will only drain your energy, and make you feel STUPID.

*Reach the office fully loaded, laptop hanging from one shoulder and your lunch bag on other. Don’t keep your hands free. Carry few newspapers, and also magazines, whether they are old or new doesn’t matter. You can always say you do detailed reading. And last but not the least don’t forget to carry the Company Diary, but see to it that the diary is of the latest company you are working for!

Whether you use the stuff, except for your lunch box, which you carry is immaterial. Carrying them itself is a good exercise to keep you in shape.

NOTE – Any resemblance to people living or dead is INTENTIONAL.