Your Friendly Philosopher & Guide

Burn your pocket, invest on the latest mobile in the market, pull your socks up and enjoy the attention you can gather by playing few stunts in the office with your sleek small one. It is ok, if you realize later that the amount you paid for the mobile is huge. You can always skip your breakfast to compensate on that, and tell people you are on a diet if they notice your weight loss.

Few tips to make a BIG impression with your TINY one…

*Buy an impressive pouch for your mobile and attach it to your belt, and see to it that the body of the mobile is visible enough for onlookers (if the pouch covers the phone completely, there is no point you paid through your nose to buy this talking device)

*Download some latest ring tones …it could be of a latest movie or some funny tunes people aren’t aware of. There are lots you can do with your ring tones to disturb people and snatch their attention. You definitely will enjoy the 5-minute fame that your ring tone gets you. (Keep changing the ring tones every week to get people’s attention who otherwise deny your presence)

*Don’t ever keep your mobile phones on vibration mode. Remember it isn’t a vibrator! Keep the volume to the maximum, and whenever you get a phone call don’t pick it up until and unless you let go 3 rings. See to it that 4 or 5 people give you a stare or at least look at you with helplessness asking you with despair to pick up the phone soon.

*Another interesting stunt you can try once in 3 months is leaving your mobile phone unattended at your desk. Take my word that there will at least one jobless friend of yours who will love to play a prank by hiding your mobile phone. Don’t get disappointed if none hides it, 2 or 3 attempts, you surely can tempt someone to flick it. Once flicked, become panicky, inquire everyone about your mobile phone, call yourself through landline, and keep everyone busy for the next 15 minutes. By doing this you can at least get the attention of 10 people around you, and you will have immense satisfaction that you disturbed enough people and had a wonderful time when you didn’t have enough work on hand!