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May 13, 2004
CORPORATE GYAAN 1 - Be good to your boss for faster growth!
Your educational qualification can get you through the written test. Your communication skill can get you through the interview. And once you are on a job, the only thing that will take you ahead is your relationship with your boss.
Your educational qualification can get you through the written test. Your communication skill can get you through the interview. And once you are on a job, the only thing that will take you ahead is your relationship with your boss.
If you are good to your boss..
*You will be promoted at regular intervals
*You will get 2 salary hikes a year…one before appraisal and one after it
*If your boss quits the organization, he will try to take you along with him
If you are bad to your boss..
*You will be called to a cabin every month for an assurance that you are a burden to the company, and that the BIG boss is not happy with you at all. (You will never know whether the BIG boss even knows your name)
*How could you get a promotion, when the organization thinks your work is not to their expectations?
*You will get the much awaited salary hike and if crosschecked, you will only be disappointed to know that you got the LEAST hike!
*Your boss will never take you with him even for an office party…
The choice is yours, whether you need to be original and retire with a designation you joined with, or you need to compromise on your self respect and climb the Corporate ladder FAST!!!
Posted by Kenni at May 13, 2004 04:15 AM
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