When I am in your city/country!

1) I hate to spam your inbox.
2) I am sure you don't visit my website http://www.askenni.com everyday.
3) I could be visiting your city and you would never know.

By God's grace I keep traveling these days for astrological readings, and it could happen that you wanted to meet me in person in your city/country and you were not informed about my travel plans at all.

Don't be HORNY!

Well that was an ad campaign run by one of the FM Radio Channels in India to make people aware about driving without honking. We all with experience know that honking creates noise pollution and as Amitabh Bacchan rightly says in the campaign that in Western countries honking is considered to be a rude reaction. Agreed. But then who are we addressing the issue to in India?

Things we do wrong as responsible citizens

I attended a felicitation function recently. No, I wasn't felicitated for any of my achievements. I was just a audience who had come to watch the Rock Band show that was to follow the main event and I had to sit through the award ceremony because of my bad habit of reaching for any important appointment much before time.

Darren Sammy's speech after winning T20 finals, 2016

When Nasser Hussain asked him to compare this win to their first World T20 win in 2012, Sammy first says, "Nass, do you really want me to tell you, okay" and then the speech starts.

"Firstly, I want to thank the almighty. We have a pastor in the team - Andre Fletcher, who kept praying. Really happy with this win and this is something that we will cherish for a long time. It was serious hitting from Brathwaite. It said before that we have 15 match winners in the side. Every game somebody took responsibility."

Talks

The society is slowly turning women into heroes and men into eunuchs. In this regard I thought of giving talks on important topics that keeps a man a 'MAN'.

I have made enough mistakes in my life and those mistakes have led to vivid experiences. And I am here to share my insights and also my expertise with you in the hope that manhood prevails at least for a couple years more.

TALKS ON HANDLING RELATIONSHIPS (ONLY FOR MEN)

One regret I have

I was an intern with The Statesman, New Delhi in 1996. And as a young journalist I was covering all those boring news beats and dry press conferences. Being a bit apathetic towards my boring existence my Chief Reporter gave me the opportunity to cover the opening ceremony of Surajkund Mela. (It is an annual fair, and according to wikipedia in the year 2015 this fair was visited by 1.2 million visitors including 160,000 foreigners from more than 20 countries participating in it.)

He wants to respect women!

I spot him almost everyday. He mostly hovers around her vicinity. He is completely unsure about things around him as he is from a village, which still believes in the concept of virginity. Having brought up in an innocent society, he has come across only two important types of marriages - arranged and love. Arranged marriage - where the parents find the right match for you. And love marriage - where you take the responsibility of finding your own partner. He found a lot of kick in the latter one.

The Dog's Business

The pug is back in business. A breed that doesn't bark and one which proves to be the best breed to be kept in an apartment filled with animal haters. I love dogs, but not at the cost it comes. There wasn't any demand for pugs before the 'Hutch' ad campaign happened a couple of years ago. It existed as just another dog. But after the successful ad campaign - a network that follows you everywhere - the net worth of the dog went up to 40, 000 rupees per dog.

If I had the money, I will never 'Make in India'!

If you are wearing any kind of knitted garment, then it ought to be from Tiruppur. Well I was born in Tiruppur, and my father ran a garment factory there once upon a time. As mentioned on Wikipedia -

Three short-stories inspired by true events

Gender Equality

Two teenagers get attracted to each other. The pretty looking girl is a rich school going kid, and the handsome guy is an illiterate who works for a grocery shop. One day, while coochie cooing they get busted by the apartment's security guys.

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